We're back and we have officially declared 2017 the year of Fat Mascara! On this week's episode we fulfill our teenage dreams and get to hang out with OG makeup queen Wende Zomnir, founding partner and chief creative director of Urban Decay. She tells us how the brand's name originated, how the company's partnership with Gwen Stefani began, and her favorite Urban Decay products.

Before that, we get into all the new products that claim to help protect skin from pollution's effects, discuss a crazy lawsuit against Unilever, and contemplate the fading appreciation for luxury salons. See below for products mentioned in this episode.

Murad City Overnight Detox Moisturizer
Wei Golden Root Multi-Action Anti-Pollution Mist
Dermalogica Daily Microfoliant
St. Ives Apricot Scrub
Urban Decay Vice Lipstick: Firebird
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-on Eye Pencil: Yeyo
Urban Decay Naked Palette
Urban Decay Moondust Shadow: Zodiac
Urban Decay Vice Lipstick: After Dark
Urban Decay Perversion Mascara
Skinceuticals
Shiseido Sunscreen
Urban Decay One and Done
Shiseido Protective Compact Powder Foundation
Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray
Dry Bar Triple Sec 3 in 1
Dry Bar Detox Dry Conditioner
Dry Bar The Chaser
Oribe Matte Waves Texture Lotion
Impress Press On Nails

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Bath and Body Works Hot Cocoa and Cream Candle
Sephora Pro Dimensional Highlighting Powder