EPISODE 3: GET YOUR SQUINCH ON

Hairstylist Sarah Potempa

We welcome hairstylist Sarah Potempa, inventor of the Beachwaver to our classy-ass studio. She tells us who the best QVC models are, what it was like to be a Rachel Zoe model, and what some of her favorite products are. We also chat about Kybella, the double-chin-eradicating injection (Jenn learned about it from Khloe Kardashian, obvs). Then we pat ourselves on the back for our psychic-level abilities to predict beauty trends while doing a wrap-up of our favorite looks of the Fall/Winter 2016 fashion season (Dior, Yohji Yamamoto, Fendi, etc.). And, finally, we discuss gene therapy for cosmetic use—but because we're not scientists we have to resort to movie analogies (Jurassic Park, Gattaca, I, Robot) to explain our positions on the issue. For your learning/perusing/spending pleasure, here are the products we mention on the episode: Kybella, Beachwaver S1.25 and Beachwaver S.75 (coming soon!), Darby Clips, Aussie Sprunch Spray, Fatboy Perfect Putty, Olaplex. 

EPISODE 2: YOU CAN SIT WITH US

Manicurist Miss Pop backstage at Rodarte's Spring 2016 show

This week, our interview is with Miss Pop, one of the sweetest, coolest editorial manicurists in the biz. She tells us how she got her name, spills what Miley Cyrus is really like, and shares why you should never nip the cuticles "downtown." Check out her work here—and follow her! We also dissect the best beauty looks at the Oscars, try to solve Jess's issues with red lipstick, and weigh on on Caitlyn Jenner's upcoming collab with MAC. Here are the products we mention: OPI Nail Lacquer in Juice Bar Hopping, Deborah Lippmann Cuticle Oil. Chanel Rouge Allure Lipsticks in Excentrique and Pimpante (they were used together to create the gorgeous coral lip Olivia Munn wore to the Oscars), MAC Lipstick in Ruby Woo, Giorgio Armani Rouge D' Armani Lipstick in Rouge 400, and Lip-Ink 3-Step Smearproof Liquid Lip Stain (P.S. Jenn gets it all wrong: To apply Lip-Ink, you prep your lips with the included "Off" solution, not an alcohol wipe, and then you only need to let the Lip-Ink Color dry 20 seconds, not 20 minutes, before applying the topcoat).

EPISODE 1: CHILDLIKE GLITTER

RMS Beauty founder Rose-Marie Swift

In Episode 1, Jess shares the New York Fashion Week looks she "responded to" (yes, there is childlike glitter involved), we discuss the gender-free fragrance trend, and Jenn tries to get a butt like a pole vaulter with her new "ass gym." The big, juicy interview? It's makeup artist extraordinaire Rose-Marie Swift, founder of RMS Beauty—and she brought Miranda Kerr's dog, Frankie! (You can hear his tags jingling in the background.) For your listening-along/viewing/shopping pleasure, here are the products mentioned during the episode: Le Labo Santal 33, Calvin Klein CK2, Sweet Cheeks cellulite massage mat, RMS Beauty Living Luminizer, RMS Beauty Buriti Bronzer, RMS Beauty Raw Coconut Cream, and RMS Beauty Eye Polish in Seduce. 

BONUS EPISODE: IT'S ME, JESS, AND ME, JENN!

At the studio after our first recording session

We flip the script and interview each other for this special bonus episode. Some things you'll learn: The origin of the podcast's name, what it's like to meet Beyoncé en masse, why not to get your eyebrows threaded (hint: it rhymes with Slurpees), what "scent throw" is, which non-Julianne-Moore-approved beauty treatment feels like "hot bacon grease" on your face, how Jenn ended up in the ER after a bikini wax, and whether or not figs have a fragrance. Here are the products we mention in this episode: Making Faces by Kevyn Aucoin, Yves Saint Laurent Opium, Diptyque Choisya Candle, Byredo Perfume, Nars Laguna Bronzing Powder, Dermalogica Sheer Tinted Moisturizer, Algenist Repairing Tint & Radiance Moisturizer, Edward Bess Ultra Slick Lipstick, YSL Volume Effect Faux Cils Mascara, Blinc Mascara, Dove Beauty Bar, MiN Chef's Table Perfume, Odin New York Vert Reseda Perfume, Maison Francis Kurkdijan Baccarat Rouge 540 Perfume.